‘Boom! I was born on a ceiling fan’
I was not born on an old, abandoned ceiling fan.
I was on a new, modern, contemporary ceiling fan, which I bought for $300 in January 2018.
I was amazed at how easy it was to turn my bedroom into a bedroom and what an incredible experience it was.
I could finally relax in the privacy of my own home.
It was an experience that I will never forget.
The ceiling fan was the biggest and most amazing thing I have ever owned.